George Bernard Shaw quotes - always good for a laugh or a "huh..."
"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means"
"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
"The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."
"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition until death do them part. [G.B. Shaw, preface to "Getting Married," 1908]
"Youth is wasted on the young."